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[20 Jul 2010|10:30am]
Baby, remember on the bus and my hand was on your knee
When U love somebody it's hard to think about anything but to breathe
Baby, I am the cub who was washed out in the flood
When U love somebody and bite your tongue all you get is a mouthful of blood
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[28 Jun 2010|11:59pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

When we are fearful, angry, anxious, unhappy, or jealous, are we truly experiencing a state of love? They sure feel different, don't they? Love feels warm, open, joyous and filled with a deep sense of appreciation. Pain steps into a love relationship when you switch it from a "wanted relationship," into a "needed relationship." You don't NEED any one relationship. Want? Yes. Need? No.
If you go into a relationship not feeling terribly good about yourself, you're more likely to become dependent on your partner to help you feel good about yourself. If we felt empty before they appeared in our lives, we fear the emptiness returning if they leave, so their staying with us becomes paramount. That dependency can create all kinds of fear and unhappiness when there's a perceived threat to you staying together. -anonymous

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[01 Jan 2010|11:48pm]
seriously, one 40oz, and im already drunk?
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attention target shoppers: [06 Dec 2009|12:45am]
[ mood | horny ]

go fuck yourselves


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[04 Dec 2009|01:45pm]
i want to throw the biggest dance party des moines has ever seen.

who's with me?

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[23 Nov 2009|01:54pm]
what have I even been doing this last year?

I feel like I don't even know who I am anymore.

Sob story, sob story.

The worst is over, and I have quite the agenda on making my future out of mothafucking control.

I owe it to myself and everyone around me.

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[29 Jul 2009|09:33am]
so RX Bandits' new cd came out yesterday.

i proceeded in shitting my pants while listening it.
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[11 Jul 2009|09:12pm]
Living during an epic economic recession, to me, is a fucking challenge.

Every day is a test of wit and self control.

It's like you keep on fucking shit up, in hopes that some day in the near future you will gain an achievement and 500 gamer points.

*achievement unlocked*
"you're the man now, dog" -500gp

bragging rights muhfugga
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[25 Feb 2009|09:42am]
America is up for funniest country on this year's 17th Annual Country Awards.

epic Amerilolz.

freedom isn't free, it costs a hefty fucking fee.
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[28 Jan 2009|07:30am]
[ mood | sexy ]

i think deleting Jessie Pridemoore from my friend's list was the best possible thing I could ever do to make livejournal that much more enjoyable.

checking my friends' pages is a lot more interesting now that i am not seeing 3 posts in a row of 12 year old idiots dressed up as anime characters.

oh yeahhh, its gonna be a good day


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lol [12 Nov 2008|07:20am]
This is what livejournal is like now?

where we post up long poetry and pictures of ourselves dressed up like anime characters?

guess i should join the club.
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[26 Oct 2008|05:28am]

What exciting times for America.

You can literally FEEL the excitement in the air.

nevermind, that is just carbon monoxide.
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[22 Sep 2008|06:26am]
pooped my pants.

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I swear to god: [09 Sep 2008|12:18am]
One day, I will be along the scientists that let the Large Hadron Collider breathe life into human existence, by showing us the way of the universe.

I would like that more than anything else in the world, and NEVER has anything fascinated me as much as as the LHC, in all of its glory.

I have a purpose, to disprove all theories before my time, and to create a brand new one.

This is fucking insane.

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fueling america's nicotine habit [05 Sep 2008|05:35pm]
Recently found a new favorite cigarette with the highly anticipated Camel Crush.

This cigarette is unlike anything you've ever experienced before.

Not only does it taste like a camel light, you crush the ball in the filter, and it instantly becomes a camel menthol light.

Fucking right! you smash a ball and it turns menthol.
ingenious, and downright insane.

Two motherfucking cigarettes in one.

Never have I been blessed with a tobacco that gives me a choice.
Welcome to the future.
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the wonders of what really goes on behind big corporations [29 Aug 2008|07:28am]
things would be a lot more interesting if every workplace had two dating lesbians holding down the fort.

then everyone could see things from my perspective.


more workplace drama than you can imagine!
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space adventures! [26 Aug 2008|10:13am]
so somebody texted me that mars is going to be in the sky tonight around 1230am right next to the moon lookin all badass.

i didn't recognize the number, so i can't prove the validity of the statement.

although... i am on the internet, and can look it up in about a few seconds.
hold on

holy shit... they were right.

about 5 months ago, haha

internet +1
unknown number +0

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One week left!!!! [01 Aug 2008|12:18pm]
In the great words of the guy in Jurassic Park, "Hold on to your butts"


One more week until some nutty ass shit goes down in Switzerland.
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i'm still here, due to the wonders of social networking [17 Jul 2008|10:15pm]
I am not one to usually post on livejournal, but lately I haven't felt the need to post on social-whore, 'look at my pictures' Myspace or "Where the fuck are you? And what the fuck are you doing?" Facebook.

This is where I began, and this is where I shall most likely end, on the dying site of LiveJournal.

Lately I've surprised myself with the fact I have become way less optimistic and a lot more realistic. I tend to comfort myself with facts, rather than what I would like to believe, which in the long run tends to be a good thing.

Ever since I've started becoming aware of what is going on in the world around me, I've started to become more driven to make a point of my existence.
I've learned that everyone else just complains, and feels that someone else should just take care of their problems.
That everything will be ok if we leave it up to someone else to take care of.

Whatever happened to common courtesy?
Everyone is so anxious, and inconsiderate in our self-presumed "land of the free"

"What goes around, comes around" has no meaning when all you do is be courteous to others, and in the long run you get stepped on. The majority of Americans don't give a flying shit, and could care less about you than they care about their television, or financial situation.

I've learned to fight back.
I've learned not to take shit from anybody.
I've learned that Tower 7 didn't have a plane hit it, and somehow it fell? wtf?? explain that in the 9/11 commission report, oh wait, you didn't. lol.

Re-investigate the so called "terrorist" attacks that took place on 9/11. The facts fully outweigh the bullshit you feed us through mainstream media.

there, i said it.

Goodnight all.
Thanks for tuning in, to another night of LiveJournal.
join us next time.

-chris watland

I am
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[20 Jun 2008|06:58am]
[ mood | fucking happy! ]

How the fuck is everybody?!

I'm doing fucking awesome!


Keep the dream alive, baby!


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